Illinoian:
Born and raised as a true suburbanite of the metropolis known as Chicago. Missing the warm paradise known as Disney World, decided to get educated in a warmer state, physically and psychologically.
University Of Florida Gator
I attended William Rainey Harper and received my Associates Degree. Went to Sante Fe, received yet another associates degree. Graduated from UF with a History Major and a vey useless minor in education. Had to get my teachers certification at North Central College.... but was distracted with a 4 year career in Corporate Investigation for a very large (yet sinking) company. Finally got my shot to teach but needed another certification from Illinois Wesleyan and another From University of San Diego. Received a masters in education from Olivet Nazarene (useless degree, useless college).... all while coaching 7 wrestlers to the IL state competition. I currently have a Master's in Psychology and am working towards my doctorate. What I am trying to say is.... I spent a lot of money and time on mostly wasted degrees and I miss those earlier days at UF.
Patriarch of Brood
Proposed to my wife on horseback at a local renaissance faire. Since then, have had much luck with the begottening. Gots me 4 spawn, I work in an awful state, with awful policies, and crooked politicians... we have two governors in prison! However, I am gainfully employed, have healthy children and a healthy wife. Life is good and allows me my addiction to video gaming. And in case you have never seen one before, that is a Willow (my daughter) on the right and a squash in the center.
Because I am located in the Heartland, this elder claims the title Florida Gators Alpha Central (until we get someone from St. Louis or Kansas to argue different).
Because I am located in the Heartland, this elder claims the title Florida Gators Alpha Central (until we get someone from St. Louis or Kansas to argue different).