I don't always play clash of the clans, but when I do, I am self righteous, condescending, and always right.
I called myself dad because I thought I would eventually be playing with my family. Turns out, they are not at all interested, and i was addicted on my own. By the time I joined a clan (the best one on the planet), I had forgotten that my user name was dad. It took me a couple of days to realize that when the clan was talking to Dad, they were talking to me!
After that, I made it my mission to act like dad to all of you as often as you will listen. I am not as old as I pretend to be, but I am every bit as out of touch.
Go gators!!
I called myself dad because I thought I would eventually be playing with my family. Turns out, they are not at all interested, and i was addicted on my own. By the time I joined a clan (the best one on the planet), I had forgotten that my user name was dad. It took me a couple of days to realize that when the clan was talking to Dad, they were talking to me!
After that, I made it my mission to act like dad to all of you as often as you will listen. I am not as old as I pretend to be, but I am every bit as out of touch.
Go gators!!